Huge thanks to @1vampirediaries for uncovering this gem. It’s an incredibly funny recap of The Vampire Diaries “History Repeating” by Frankie Diane Mallis of The First Novels Club! Here are a few of my favorite quotes from it.
Outside Mystic Falls High School:
Caroline: I’m so mad at Bonnie, what the hell! Why does she get more screen time than me? I just don’t get it. I mean, I’m the one who dated a vampire for an episode, I got way more vampire action than even you did Elena, and still! This is ridiculous. I mean, I almost died in episode 4 and…
Elena: Caroline, stop whining or you’re going to get even less screen time than usual, capiche?
Caroline: Ok fine, look let me just say what a pleasure it is to be in a scene with you, walking and talking and not just being pushed over to secondary character drama, we should do this again sometime, really. Me, you and the cameraman, it’s a nice combination. So how’s Stefan?
Elena: He’s ummm, I have to go.
Then Caroline is REALLY happy to see Matt. Man does she love Elena’s sloppy seconds. But Matt just walks on by.
Salvatore Mansion:
IMPORTANT: Stefan has no shirt on… this may impact my recap of the following scene in that I may have no idea what’s going on….
Damon: Here Steffy, drink this, it’s yummy…bambi, caught it myself. Peace offering, brother?
Stefan: Is shirtless: OMG you killed my bff. I’m not speaking to you, go away.
Damon: Oh come on…please…
And then they decide to switch personalities in some wierd ancient vampire brother game of freaky friday and Damon is talking like Stefan and Stefan is talking like Damon and aside from Stefan putting his shirt back on this scene is totally for the win!
Damon: (in a mocking voice) Oh I’m a vegetarian. I don’t eat people. Elena is so beautiful. I love her.
Stefan: Ooooh I’m a bad ass, I wiggle my eyebrows, and I will make you guess at my diabolical plans
Damon: I’m emo, my eyebrows can’t move or they might create a non-brooding expression on my face. I think going to highschool again and again is fun.
Stefan: My eyebrows are possessed by the devil and I’m a bad ass and need some dance lessons…
Damon has had enough pretending to be Stefan and leaves: Oh that Damon, he always has to have the last word….
HAHA!
The rest is just hilarious! So please go and read it now!! And you can follow Frankie on twitter here! She has personal blog too!
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Hahah that was awesome! I loved it, very entertaining!