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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 4.13 “Into The Wild”

Mystic Falls Messenger Who’s LOST on Fangtasy Island?  Da plane, boss, da plane!  Hop aboard the roadtrip Into The Wild! Editor’s note:  Neverending thanks and eyedrops to refresh Ruthie’s peepers after hunting down the dark and deadly screencaps!  Speaking of… Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 4.08 “We’ll Always Have Bourbon Street”

Mystic Falls Messenger Can you tell us how to get off Sesame Street?  We’ll always have Paris Bourbon Street. We didn’t have, we lost it until you came to Casablanca Mystic Falls. We got it back last night. Editor’s note: … Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 4.07 “My Brother’s Keeper”

Mystic Falls Messenger Am I my brother’s keeper? Keep your brother close, and your brother’s girlfriend closer. It’s all about the Society News this week! Black-tie optional, skullduggery mandatory! Editor’s note: Thank you, Ruthie, for saving our sickly hides this… Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 4.06 “We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes”

Mystic Falls Messenger There’s a lunatic on the loose in Mystic Falls Livin La Vida Loca!  Be on the lookout for superfluous unnecessary Gnarls Barkley ‘Does That Make Me Crazy’ lyrics! Editor’s note:  Bless Ruthie’s little pea-pickin heart, she tolerates… Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 4.05 “The Killer”

Mystic Falls Messenger Killer on the loose!  Explosions rock The Mystic Grill!  Ancient find could be connected to murder!  Moonshine sneeze blows hole in visiting endangered species exhibit! Editor’s note:  We’d label Ruthie’s screencaps ‘DA BOMB’ except given all the… Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 4.03 “The Rager”

Mystic Falls Messenger What’s a freakin Rigged Rager Party without a real undead Rager in attendance!?  Massive amounts of alcohol, crazy shit happening, vague threats, ominous prophecies, disappearing tats, oh, and the kegger’s a must! Editor’s note:  Ruthie was our… Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 4.01 “Growing Pains”

Mystic Falls Messenger Welcome back to the most highly opinionated publication not in print…Most small towns have a newspaper that is a glorified gossip rag.  This is one of those rags! Editor’s note:  The phantasmagorical Ruthie returns with incredible screencapping… Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 3.22 “The Departed”

Mystic Falls Messenger Dearly Departed, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called Life. Electric word, life. It means forever and that’s a mighty long time. Keep your theories in your pants, because this week was fraught… Continue Reading