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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 5.05 “Monster’s Ball”

Mystic Falls Messenger Monster’s Bollocks, what a week!  A Howl-o-Week masquerading as a college historical party!  And don’t you just HATE when someone shows up in the same costume as you–right down to the face?! Editor’s note:  Our resident screencapper,… Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 5.04 “For Whom The Bell Tolls”

Mystic Falls Messenger Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee…or Uncle Steve, Honoria Fell, Giuseppe Salvatore, Mama Salvatore, Uncle Zach, Bonnie Bennett, Stefan’s brain, etcetera, etcetera… Editor’s note:  We apologize for the lateness of this edition,… Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 5.01 “I Know What You Did Last Summer”

Mystic Falls Messenger Welcome back to the most highly opinionated publication not in print…Most small towns have a newspaper that is a glorified gossip rag.  This is one of those rags! Editor’s note:  Welcome back Ruthie’s incomparable screencapping prowess!  She’s… Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 4.22 “The Walking Dead”

Mystic Falls Messenger Isn’t Ric the sheriff of the Zombiepocalypse?  Wasn’t Deputy Shane already The Walking Dead?  Are The Salvatore Brothers masquerading as Daryl and Merle?  Could Bonnie pull off the chutzpah of Michonne, invisichained pet notwithstanding?  Are Matty and… Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 4.18 “American Gothic”

Mystic Falls Messenger She’s back!  Katherine Pierce made her own Children of the Creamed Corn in Stepford Towne, Pennsylvania!  Come read the exploits of the virtuoso of the ages, Katherine plays people like fiddles! Editor’s note:  Great big Easter Bunny… Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 4.17 “Because The Night”

Mystic Falls Messenger Historical Trivia for $100, Alex.  What do Son of Sam, Brutus, Shakespeare, Xanadu, Leave it to Beaver, Florence Nightingale, Mother Teresa, and Magellan all have in common?  Answer in the form of a question, Because the Night… Continue Reading

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Mystic Falls Messenger: TVD Recap Episode 4.16 “Bring It On”

Mystic Falls Messenger GIMME AN OUCH!  GIMME AN AMBULANCE!  “L-O-L!  O-M-G!  You’re looking at Mystic Falls’ Var-sity!  B-e-a-t, beat those cats.  B-E-A-T, Beat those Cats.  B-E-A-T, BEAT THOSE KATS”!  Yeah.  (Watch that last step, it’s a killer!) Editor’s note:  Ruthie… Continue Reading